I have long awaited this day! Uh, Princess, did you by any chance eat a few of those funny little mushrooms by the stream? I didn't realize we were so close. What is wrong with you? In 2009, the histrionics managed to get 12 nominations for Drama Desk, 8 nom. That towering colossus of moxie! My, what big teeth you have They're so sparkling white I bet you hear this from all of your food But you must bleach at night Is that a hint of minty freshness? Your welcome is officially worn out! He took all my dwarves and hid them in his castle! Line 2- Papa Ogre: But not for you. But you are the only one tough enough to stand up to that no-good flimflammer Farquaad. Man, I know when this is all over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Welcome to Duloc Such a perfect town Here we have some rules Let us lay them down Don't make waves, stay in line And we'll get along fine Duloc is a perfect place Please keep off of the grass Shine your shoes, wipe your.
Now let's meet today's eligible bachelorettes! Now every night, when the sun goes down I become this. You don't have to tell me anything. What are you asking me for? Watch out for men with pitchforks! We've taken your abuse for the last time, Farquaad! Princess Fiona has been rescued. Good morning, deer I Say, have you heard Today's my wedding day I haven't met my husband yet But I'm hopeful anyway I'll wear a gown We'll have a ball And dance forevermore He'll take me in his massive arms And spin me round the floor I've always been a morning person A morning girl Hooray! A Note About Requests: Requests will be removed after two weeks to keep the subreddit tidy, reposting or duplicating a request within that time period is a violation. No, it's the Magic Mirror, sire.
Why are you following me? Like Cupid and Psyche Like Pop Rocks and Mikey We'll stick together like that Velcro stuff I'm the fuzzy side You'll be the spiky Ooh! But you have got to tell this girl what you're really feeling deep down. Look, I'm sure it was very difficult living in a dragon-guarded tower. And you can't tell him! Now you all need to turn around and go back where you came from. I did half the work. Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona! Things are looking up here We practiced this pan' both forward and back We make one mistake and we get the rack Things I'm cooking up here He taught us to dance with razzamatazz He's trained in ballet, flamenco and jazz My hard work and my rigor Have made me so much bigger Things are looking up Things are looking up here in Duloc! I heard the two of you talking! You saw how that princess reacted. It's a big, bright, beautiful world With happiness all around It's peaches and cream If a dream comes true Awkward! As chatty as a parrot More annoying than a mime Hey look, a cat who's wearing boots! Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil step-sisters! And take that cookie to the swamp! You eat one, you may not get a chance to do anything! Are my prospects just too grim? I'm just saying you don't corner the market on unhappy childhoods.
I prefer a life like this It's not that complicated Sure, I'm fated to be lonely and I'm destined to be hated If you read the books they say it's why I was created But I don't care 'Cause being liked Is grossly overrated Who needs a big, bright, beautiful world? None of this would've happened if I were a real boy! I've got my own little patch of the world It's not a big, bright beautiful world But it's mine All alone, it's mine And it's mine Yeah! Donuts and diabetes Don't let me go Don't let me go Hold me! Let's just find this Farquaad guy and get out of here. I ask your hand in marriage. I'm gonna shake you I'm gonna bake you I'm gonna make you a donkey pot pie - What? Just for fun, though, who would you pick? Can't you take a hint? I helped rescue the princess, I did half the work, I get half the booty. Before you know it you've gained ground with me! But if you could, I'd want to say a few things to you. Settle in, girls, it's story time.
My people, your queen is on her way Things are looking up Things are looking up Things are looking up here in Duloc Here in Duloc And no one's gonna bring Me down Little task, my hoof! It's a bit much, isn't it? I need to get some sleep. The rules are very simple. Oh, what a coincidence, that was his name, too. Preliminaries began in the penultimate month of 2008. Forty miles north, they said. This is the part where you run away. Why didn't you just make him give you your swamp back? How are the wedding preparations coming? Then why didn't he come and rescue me? Well, I crawled out, and up! I didn't realize it was so late.
Oh, where am I going with this? Fiona looks at her hands, confused. I always dreamed I'd get a happy ending And this right here? You'll grow to love them, I promise. Man, it's good to be free! Gingerbread Man enters with the rest of the characters. He screams and runs away. I'm sorry, but I did not come this whole way, putting up with you and your body odor, just so you can let her walk away like that! You can't tell me you're afraid of heights.
Shrek runs inside with Donkey and Dragon. You cut me deep, Shrek. People of Duloc, your leader is a half ling! My only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my one true love. Let your freak flag wave Let your freak flag fly Never take it down Never take it down Raise it way up high Yes! You're just whiny I had a flaming hiney As I fled I had to wonder If I were torn asunder Would an ogre go to heaven? Go on this quest for me, and I'll give you your forest back. Look, I really don't think that's a good idea. All right, now you wait here. Don't let me go Don't let me go Don't let me go Oh, oh, oh You need me You and me, we belong together Like butter and grits Like Kibbles 'n Bits Like yin and yang Sturm and Drang Like Eng and Chang Attached at the hip But not an old lady hip that might break I'm gonna be on you like a fat kid on cake Num, num, num.
This shall be the norm. Yes, I know the Muffin Man who lives on Drury Lane? Just think, soon they'll be writing books about me instead of those disgusting little freaks! Listen, son You're growing up so quickly Growing up Bigger by the day Although we want you here The rules are very clear - Now you're seven - Now you're seven - So it's time to go away - So it's time to go away Your mama packed a sandwich for your trip Your papa packed your boots in case of snow - You're gonna make us proud - You're gonna make us proud - No backing up allowed - No backing up allowed - Just keep walking - Just keep walking - And you'll find - And you'll find - Somewhere to go - Somewhere to go - It's a big, bright, beautiful world - It's a big, bright, beautiful world - With happiness all around - With happiness all around - It's peaches and cream - It's peaches and cream - And every dream comes true - And every dream comes true - But not for you - But not for you - It's a big, bright, beautiful world - It's a big, bright, beautiful world - With possibilities everywhere - With possibilities everywhere - And just around the bend - And just around the bend - There's a friend or two - There's a friend or two - But not for you - But not for you We're ugly, son Which means that life is harder No, no, no! And now, good people of Duloc, the moment you've all been waiting for. Once upon a time to look like us would be a pity But now we know that beautiful Ain't always pretty I waited all my life Lived it by the book Now I know that's not my story You take me as I am Love me as I look Standing here in all my glory I am sweetness, lam bratty I'm a princess, I'm a fatty I'm a mess of contradictions in a dress I am sassy, I am sappy When I'm with you I am happy This is my story You laugh at all my jokes Even though they're crude You don't mind that I'm not classy - We make a perfect pair - We make a perfect pair - Radiant and rude - Radiant and rude - So in love and much too gassy - So in love and much too gassy - We are ogres, we are scary - We are ogres, we are scary We are donkeys, we are hairy We have bold and brand-new stories to be told We will write them We will tell them You will hear them You will smell them This is our story And that is how the little ogre came to live on the swamp with a beautiful princess. Users who offer to trade on this sub will instantly be banned for 24 hours, and all posts filtered for 30 days. I missed my prom My dad and mom sent me away It was my birthday - I was sent away on Christmas Eve - Oh.